webbies!

hello!
i am soso bored D;
so oh yeah,
i got some fun webbie :D

The cake dance…
http://sambakza.gemtoy.com/02_cakedance_eng/cakedance_eng.htm


The Singapore song…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ch-z5s2JabY

yeah so, thats abt all i have xD
sorry!
hmm,
lets have some jokes,,,
xD RANDOM!

A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord: “God, what does a million years mean to you?”The Lord replies: “A second.”
The man asks: “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
The Lord replies: “A penny.”
The man asks: “Can I have a penny?”
The Lord replies: “Wait a second.”
FYI: for those that are slow, the god is asking the man to wait a million years xD

The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”
The psychologist explains:
“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
“I see,” says the health minister, “The cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster.”“Actually no,” replies the psychologist, “A normal person would simply pull the plug.”

This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.
So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselveswhat the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil……..Just when the Clock struck 11…
And then……
then…..
then……..!!!
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
LOLS, abit lame...xD

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
“Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump?” asked the doctor.To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
lols, so bascially, the wife is praising herself :D

A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error,
he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Reached Safely
Date: 21 st July, 2004

I know you’re surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now, and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones.
I’ve just reached safely and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was …

A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”
The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“
The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”

hahas, like always, 7 jokes :DDD
BYEBYE!