why we fail D;

LOLS i come upon this on a forum,
and find it quite funnny
xD
so i decided to coyp and paste it here for you guys to read :D!
i am so kind right?
if you think i am not kind,
you can jolly well stop reading here
:P
jk lah!
kind ppl not so petty one xDDD!
ok, heres the joke :D

It's not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year ONLYhas 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ??"
So right, I must tell my mum n teacher... If i can pass, is call MIRACLE liao!

yeaps! so funny right?
so consider yourself lucky to pass xDD!
this person is just so smart!
HAHAH!
ok, this is just a joke lah, so yeah,
dont argue to your parents over this
xD
but it make sense dont it?
xDDD
ok, thats all tatas!