blog!

yay!
my sister say my blog posts are getting lame
* thunder and lightning strike*
LOL
but i seriously dunno wad to post mah! D:
hmm, ok let me find some pics :D


LOL!
i end up clearing those useless pics xDD!
ok, in return, i went to Yahoo, and found some funny sayings! :D
yay!
entertainment!
so sit back and relax :D


1. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

2. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

3. The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.

4. Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

5. One of the surest signs that intelligent life exists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us.

6. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

7. Teamwork-- means never having to take all the blame yourself.

8. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied,"Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

9. "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on".

10. How many times to I have to flush before you go away?

ok, some turned out real lame D:
so i decided to find JOKES! :D
* clap*
enjoy~

A snake's new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"


smart salesman
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly -
"you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them.
He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite;
suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"


Wrong Bank Robbery
A man went into a Wells Fargo bank and planned to rob it.
He got a deposit slip and wrote on it: "This iz a stikup. Put all the munny in this bag."
Then he stood in line.
But he got nervous thinking that someone might have seen him write the note.
So he left the bank and crossed the street to the Bank of America.
He waited in line, then handed the note to the teller.
After reading the note, the teller determined that the man was not very bright.
So he told him he could not accept the stickup note because it was written on a Wells Fargo deposit slip.
He would either have to fill out a Bank of America deposit slip or go back to the Wells Fargo. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK," and returned to the Wells Fargo where he was arrested while standing in line.

thats all tatas! :D